Naah, she's not that bad. But she just loves to prank people; it resonates in her soul. I lived a very short amount of time where I was a prank machine, and jeez, it's exhausting. Plus, I have that frustrating quality of needing instant gratification. Just sitting there with my thumb in my ass, waiting for a perfect opportunity to "prank" somebody properly, when in reality I could just run up to them and punch them right in the crotch and feel the same satisfaction, just seems a little unnecessary.
Yet, maybe that's what makes Ellen DeGeneres a pretty respectable human. She's got the patience of a jungle cat, and just seeks out the perfect moment to pounce on her unsuspecting prey... that monster.
In this case, I must say, Kristen Bell might have been asking for it. First of all, who is that obsessed with sloths? Not that they aren't adorable or anything, I mean...
Fuck, that is adorable. But to be so obsessed with a sloth that you cry with the mere thought that you might see one? Yes, it seems a little ridiculous. But I have to say, Bell is a great sport for voluntary bringing in this video in, and allowing me to laugh at her expense. Watch for yourself, and watch for that one, big, fat, douche-y Ellen moment.
Is it bad whenever I see Kristen Bell anywhere, I get at least twenty immediately flashes to my favorite scenes in Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Gosh I love that movie.
Damn you, Ellen. But way to keep celebrities on their toes.
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